User:OrigamiDragons

'''CONGRATULATIONS. YOU HAVE REACHED THE HOME OF ORIGAMIDRAGONS,THE ORIGAMI MASTER, BLUE I MASTER, WRITING MASTER, AND NONE OF THOSE ARE TRUE EXCEPT THE BLUE I PART. HERE AT ORIGAMIDRAGONS' PROFILE PAGE YOU WILL BE TREATED WITH ONLY THE UTMOST RESPECT. UNLESS YOU ARE A MINT ASTRO.'''

I am very happy to be saying with the certain honesty that this page will answer all (roughly 80%) of your questions about me as a person, dragon, astronaut, avatar, and whatever else. The answers to all of those questions are usually 'I am not one' for about 98.9374643904% of the time. However, in case that didn't make any sense, I have also posted top ten things to know about me, yes, as a person.

'CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE NOW COMPLETED A BEGINNER'S COURSE IN ORIGAMIDRAGONS TRIVIA.'
 * 1) I am not going to tell you my true identity, age or location, though the first is hinted at, the second is younger than you think and the third is Atlantis.
 * 2) I enjoy writing, though am feeling a little despondent that currently all I have to write about is video games. Maybe its because if it is bad, no one will know.
 * 3) I did fold the dragon in my profile picture. It is my own design, the pattern for which will be shortly made available as soon as my video camera stops SUCKING BADLY. I was using one I took from the internet until the master of all technical things Mrob27 showed me how to add a real picture to my avatar. I am super very bad at technical things.
 * 4) My pet Blue I George, who I captured, chased across 100 kilometers, turned in circles for, panicked for, died for, and who died, dropped light, and came back to life for me, is my (new) lifelong companion. He will always live beneath my (new) George I observation facility and if you ever want to visit, he just loooves new people. he doesn't seem to mind that I have taunted him with gold, shot him, chased him, trapped him, re-trapped him, shot his astro friends, and, well, you get the picture. We are BFFs.
 * 5) Any questions about Blue I's as a species should be asked of me, being the expert, who has probably gone more kilometers searching for them (not just George either) than anyone else. I have seen a grand total of THREE blues and that surely makes me a record holder.
 * 6) I always end my stories with 'The moral of this story is to look both ways before you cross the street.' However, the story of how I came to do this is even longer than this whole profile, so I'm not going to say it here. Just something to know that's all.
 * 7) I am Literally the Luckiest Person in Lunacraft. A proven fact. Its all true.
 * 8) I am not missing limbs and I play a musical instrument.
 * 9) Any actual question to me will have to be made on my talk page. I don't even know why I bother with this profile.
 * 10) The moral of this story is to look both ways before you cross the street.